Cowboys Activate Josh Brent: Actual conversation* from earlier this year: Mooney: “There’s no way the Cowboys let Josh Brent play for them again.” Zac: “I will bet you all the money I have, and all the money my family has, and all the money they’ve ever had, that he will play for the Cowboys again.”
* – It was pretty close to this, actually.
DART Driver Accused of Sexually Assaulting Passenger With Down Syndrome: If, for some reason, you want to continue reading about this, here you go.
Late Ebola Patient’s Family Reaches “Resolution” With Presbyterian: Thomas Eric Duncan’s family members will appear at a news conference this morning, in their attorneys’ words, “regarding a resolution they have reached on behalf of the children and parents of the deceased with Texas Health Resources and all related entities.” I guess this will be some sort of financial “resolution,” but I don’t know maybe it will be pudding-related. Meanwhile, two Dallas County health workers are being monitored for ebola-like symptoms. Joke.
Cotdamn It Was Cold Last Night: And when you take into account wind chills and heat indexes, there was a 70-degree difference between Amarillo and Brownsville yesterday. Texas!
