Rick Perry Explains His Weird Behavior In New Hampshire

"Governor Perry, your speech in New Hampshire was ... interesting. Some people have speculated that you may have been under the influence. Can you --"
"Governor Perry, your speech in New Hampshire was ... interesting. Some people have speculated that you may have been under the influence. Can you tell us what was --"
photography by Christina Barany
"Whoa, whoa -- hold up now. Hold up."
"Whoa, whoa -- hold up now. Hold up."
photography by William Neal
"Are you calling me a drunk?"
"Are you calling me a dang drunk?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"Chuck, can you believe the stones on this one? Calling me a GD drunk right to my face."
"Chuck Norris, can you believe the stones on this one? Calling me a GD drunk right to my face."
photography by William Neal
"Governor, if I may, you were behaving awfully strange. If it wasn't alcohol, maybe there is another -- "
"Governor, if I may, you were behaving awfully strange. If it wasn't alcohol, maybe there is another -- "
photography by Christina Barany
"Jesus fun-loving Christ. You, too? You believe this horse hockey, Chuck? Chuck -- was I drunk in New Hampshire?"
"Jesus fun-loving Christ. You, too? You believe this horse hockey, Chuck Norris? Chuck, Chuck, Chuckie Chuck. Chuck Norrissss -- was I drunk in New Hapmpmshire?"
photography by William Neal
"Ridiculous. Of course you weren't, RP."
"Ridiculous. Of course you weren't, RP."
photography by William Neal
"Now you wouldn't be lying to these people, would you Chuck Norris? Like, woo hoo, telling jokes?"
"Now you wouldn't be lying to these people, would you Chunk Norrissss? Like, woo hoo, telling jokes?"
photography by William Neal
" ... "
" ... "
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"Ssssoo, who you gonna believe: Churk Norris or some videa on YouTube?"
"Ssssoooo, who you gonna believe: Churk Nordisss or some videya on YouTube?"
photography by Nikki Nichols and Bob Manzino
"Governor -- are you, are you drunk right now?"
"Governor -- are you, are you drunk right now?"
photography by Christina Barany
" ... "
" ... "
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"Governor Perry?"
"Governor Perry?"
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" ... "
" ... "
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"Governor Perry! Are you drunk right now?"
"Governor Perry! Are you drunk right now?"
photography by Christina Barany
"OH MY GOD! I had one glass of Chardonnay! What are you, a narc?"
"OH MY GOD! I had ONE glass of Chardonnay! What are you, a narc?"
photography by Jerry McClure
"Just one?"
"Just one?"
photography by Christina Barany
"What, you gonna call the cops if I say I had two?"
"What, you gonna call the cowpss ifff I sssay I had two?"
photography by Jason Acton
"Maybe."
"Maybe."
photography by Christina Barany
"Ah, hell."
"Ah, hell."
photography by Jason Acton
"Screw it. Beer me, Chuck Norris."
"Screw it! Beer me, Chalk Norbis."
photography by Jason Acton
"Wait, do you not want to finish of this Chard?"
"Wait, do you not want to finish off this Chard?"
photography by Jason Acton
"OF COURSE I WANT TO FINISH OFF THE CHARD, CHUCK NORRIS."
"OF COURSE I WANT TO FINISH OFF THE CHARD, CHUCK NORRIS."
photography by Christina Barany

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