The Next One Will Be Called “If I Order Another Basket of Chicken Wings, She Really Might Go Home With Me”

Via Pegasus, regarding Garland’s new Sports Bra & Grill: “We called it ‘Sports Bra’ on purpose,” says Frank Negron, who co-owns the place with partner Bruce D’Ostroph. “It is a breastaurant, if you want, like Hooters or Twin Peaks, but that’s as far as it goes. The girls are dressed like little referees. …”

To which I say: finally. I’m tired of having to guess what a restaurant or other place of business might be based on the name. I’ve been trying to order sandwiches at Bibbentucker’s for too long.

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