Soon after this story about former Dallas Maverick (and current Boston Celtic) Michael Finley straining his back lifting a suitcase started to make the rounds, a Twitter trending topic was born: #michaelfinleyisold. A few of my favorites:
@kevinwilson16 When the Alamo began, Michael Finley asked to be released so he could play for a winner.
@Aykis16 Michael Finley would like the fans to cheer at a more reasonable volume
@treykerby Michael Finley just found a drawer full of rubberbands in his night stand.
@j_d_hastings Michael Finley will respond to these outrageous insults by writing a letter to Twitter’s editor
@noahwbailey Michael Finley is relieved that Congress finally closed the Medicare prescription drug “doughnut hole.”
@j_d_hastings It’ll be a cold day in Hell before Michael Finley acknowledges New Mexico’s statehood.
