You might be aware that Savor Dallas is this weekend. There’s an Arts District wine stroll from 5 till 7 today. I’ll likely miss it, as the North Texas Irish Festival gets underway this evening, too, and that’s the traditional first step in the curing process that I put my liver through in preparation for the Greenville Avenue St. Paddy’s Day Parade. So here’s the thing: I need you, Zac, to go to the wine stroll tonight and steal the world’s largest bottle of vodka. It’ll be there. But it needs to be in our office.