1. Cowboys win! Cowboys win! But let’s be honest: should anyone be all that excited when the quarterback of the team the Cowboys just beat — and not exactly decisively — is this guy?
2. I’m not positive who to be angry at when an unlicensed SUV driver plows into a daycare van packed to the gills with 20 kids, driven by another unlicensed driver. As I tend to do, I’m going to play it safe and be angry at everyone. Except the kids.
3. If you live in a house that is a constant source of police attention, often because neighbors hear gunfire, it is a bad idea to angrily point anything at officers who are drawing down on you, even if it is only a cellphone. You will die.
