1. … Trying to be … very careful here. You should, too. The roads are very slick out this morning, as light freezing drizzzzzzzlzle whooooaoaooaaoaooa. —…. Sorry. Watch out for patches of black ice on the road on your way in. Most large school districts are open today. As is the Duvalls School of Cosmetology. Not kidding.
2. The Texas Youth Commission is still saying the state’s youth prison agency can be fixed, two years after scandaaaaal oh swweeeeetwhoooooaaaaoverpassoverpassoverpasssliding—
3. —alllllovvertheWEBohturnAGAINSTtheslidetapthebreakswhereamI…..OHNONOTthekidsÂ ––234234pio … … … … Whoa. There. Found my way back. Sorry. Um, lessee, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition presented a new crib to a Tarrant County family.