Attn: SMU Co-Eds

A Hilltop-employed FrontBurnervian just passed along a crime alert email from the SMU Police Department. There’s a man with a scam and a cam(era) on campus:

A man has been approaching female students in the Dedman Center for Lifetime Sports, Moody Coliseum and the Park Cities Plaza. Using the name “Dean Kelly,” he tells students he is an MTV producer and is looking for women to pose for photos. When the women arrive for a photo shoot, he attempts to get them to pose nude.

If this individual approaches you, please call the SMU Police Department as soon as possible at 214-SMU-3388. You can also provide information anonymously by calling 214-SMU-2TIP or online at

Beware. And keep your clothes on in front of strangers.


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10 responses to “Attn: SMU Co-Eds”

  1. Gangliaimpaired says:

    On the other hand, is there a number to call if you don’t mind posing naked? Oh, wait…that’s for use only when Playboy is photographing the “Girls of the Southwest Conference” and, heck, that’s obsolete.

  2. the amanda says:

    Dang it, Adam, I wish you had warned me earlier. And, here I thought Dean and I had really clicked…

  3. Lindsay says:

    Ha! “Clicked.”

  4. DM says:

    wait… isn’t Dean Kelly head of the biology department?

  5. Mantooth says:

    I wonder if he’s met the Lady of the Lake.

  6. Chris says:

    Wow, there are some REALLY stupid chicks at SMU…

    where do I meet them?

  7. amazingdrx says:

    Pervs and pornographers need love too. Maybe he was trying to put his daughter through college by selling those pics?

    Can’t we all just get along, and get naked.

  8. AJ says:

    AJ doesn’t trust anyone using a first name as their last.

  9. Don says:

    I thought Tim was supposed to stay 100 yards from the SMU campus.

  10. dub says:

    boobies are kool…