I am told that one of our sales reps got a ticket yesterday for talking on her cell while driving through a school zone in HP, which we all know is illegal now. The important reason she was on the phone? She had just spotted a shirtless, jogging Troy Aikman, and she’d called a friend to say how “hot” he looked.
Here’s the thing. If you’re Troy Aikman, do you jog shirtless? I mean, apparently you do. But really? I don’t know why, but if you reach a certain level of celebrity, I think you have to keep the shirt on. Maybe because you just know someone is going to snap a cellphone pic of you. Speaking of which, we’ve got the separation of church and state here, so I can’t go yell at a sales rep. But, Wick? Failing to take a pic of a shirtless, jogging Troy Aikman — fireable offense?
Correction: The sales rep has informed me that Aikman wasn’t shirtless. Just sleeveless. But she did confirm that he was so hot that she had to make a phone call and point out the hotness to a friend.