Project Runway Report: Not Much From Local Crazy Last Night

Last night on Project Runway, the contestants were asked to make a menswear garment that Tiki Barber could wear on the Today Show. The designers had no idea who he was. This challenge was very stressful because apparently almost none of the folks had ever made anything for men. Ever. Sadly, last week hometown favorite Marion was auffed, so we only have nutty Elisa to half-heartedly cheer for now. Despite the cotton balls in her hair and the dreamy expression on her face in the picture to the left, nothing that interesting happened this week–except when she told her male model she wouldn’t watch him undress because it was disrespecting her boyfriend (murmur). Carmen was auffed due to the fact that she used a scarf as a shirt and the crotch of her pants was described by Michael Kors as “insane.” Also, Tim Gunn made that horrible snarl-and-raised-eyebrow face so many times last night I almost had to flip over to “Dirty, Sexy Money.” Almost. More (hopefully, come on Elisa!) next week. Photo courtesy of Bravotv.com.