1. Look, if you’re living in Kaufman County and you’re wondering why all this violent crime is taking place around you, it’s because you left the safety of the Dallas city limits. Come back. We’re waiting for you, with cookies and warm milk.
2. Parents are still ticked in Lancaster over the possibility their kids may get Fridays off. Hey, folks, if you want a school district that discusses every possible course of action with parents before a decision is made, join us in DISD, further proof only big-city school districts work.
3. And, on a personal note, I received this e-mail message at 9:34 p.m. from another manager in the D Empire:
No one liikes you.
Which raises the question, “Not eeven Trey?”
