Jessica is our resident Lane Garrison correspondent, but she’s shipping a magazine (like I’m not) and can’t be bothered with FB. Anyway, for those that don’t follow Hollywood minutia, or don’t read FrontBurner daily, Lane is the former Prison Break star and friend of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. He pleaded guilty to manslaughter charges in May after he killed a 17-year-old while driving drunk in Hollywood. This is his public service announcement. He’s either really sincere or we are witnessing, dear readers, the greatest acting performance of his life. The cynic in me thinks the latter. Garrison’s sentencing is next month.