LAST NIGHT’S MAVERICKS GAME, IN HAIKU

A female FrontBurnverian (somehow it matters) send these along with a warning. She says she wrote them last night when she was not sober. They are done play by play:

I am wearing a
Pair of underwear from Tuesday
To ensure a win

Baron Davis beard power
Made Golden State win the game
Shave it, they lose all.

Can you please make a
f—ing basket and make a
G.D. rebound, please?

You play like girls, Mavs
Geriatric quadriplegic
Girls play better than you.

Oh my god did I
Just see Owen Wilson cheer
The f—ing Golden State squad?

Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs
You broke my heart, shattered dreams
Trying to kill me?

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