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HONEY, I SHRANK THE VAGINA

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How far ahead of the curve is Paul Kix? Way ahead. More than a year ago he wrote a story in the print version of FrontBurner about the “new boob job” — vaginal cosmetic surgery. Now one of the world’s top medical journals comes out against women getting their — um, I’m probably going to get fined or fired or something if I get too cute here, so… — undercarriage worked on. The best part is this critical, scientific finding.

Men, however, do not usually want the size of their genitals reduced for such reasons.

Science! Excelsior!

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