Page Six seems surprised that Clarkson had one or two adult beverages, got onstage, and acted like a rock star. This, hot on the heels of Page Six acting surprised that Andy Dick behaved strangely at the William Shatner roast. What next? Page Six will report that Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson got intimate during the filming of You, Me, and Dupree, thus giving her reason to end her marriage? Oh, wait. Scooped.