RE: URBAN ASSAULT RACE

A couple of points in my defense. 1) No man looks good in a bicycle helmet. But they made us wear them even when we weren’t actually on the bikes. 2) I was sticking out my tongue ironically, as if to suggest I were actually concentrating more than I was. 3) My wife has been out of town for a week. So [insert joke about blue ball].

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