An ink-stained FrontBurnervian wonders why the DMN‘s “Neighbors” blog initiative has been spared our snarky snarkitude. I can’t speak for the rest of the dutiful FrontBurnerers, but I plead ignorance. And when I look at the number of “Neighbors” section that have a blog, I plead laziness. There’s just too much. I don’t know where to start. I suppose I could start at the top with Allen’s custom skateboard clinic, but Frisco says to “Read this one instead.” Instead of this?