Did you know she had one? Oh, it’s true. Sample entry:
JUST GOT A CALL FROM BORK!
He just wanted to say congrats, and not to let the nabobs get to me! (He actually said “nabobs!!”)
Even though I’m a Supreme Court nominee now, sometimes I’m still such a schoolgirl–I get so excited whenever anyone Majorly Important actually notices me…
But I mean, Bork!
(DOING A LITTLE DANCE)
UPDATE: Cheney saw me dancing, I could just die I’m so embarrassed…
Brilliant.
