Okay. Listen. You people are going to have to just save this stuff for Adam when he returns on Monday. This is the last one I’m posting. From USA Today comes news of Jessica’s new plus-size britches:
Jessica Simpson, who buffed up for The Dukes of Hazzard, launched a denim line for plus-size women this week. The jeans ($59) are available at Avenue stores and come in sizes 12-24. “We have people 300 pounds or 90 pounds come up to Jessica and say, ‘I’m just like you,’ ” Joe Simpson, Jessica’s father/manager, tells USA TODAY. “It’s not about the outside. It’s what’s inside.”
You know what they say about the inside.