Ladies and “Gentlemen,” allow me to introduce the newest member of our edit staff, Ms. Ryan “In the Hall” Mendenhall. I’ve pulled Ryan, 24, into FrontBurner to help me deal with the young, FrontBurnervian females who are flooding my inbox with scathing emails like this:
Nancy, I can’t believe you hate Dallas men so much. Why don’t you just move. Dallas men are really fun. Last week at a Theta mixer, I met a great guy over a cup of Hooch Juice and we hit if off really well. He was still cute the next morning. You need to get out more often.
See what I’m up against. Back to you, Ryan. (And here’s a little survival pill.)
