Lisa Garza is alive. I haven’t been able to find her anywhere but she has been spotted. Guess I forgot to look in Austin. A loyal Disher reports:
The Liza Garza Train stopped in Austin this weekend. She’s on a Whole Foods Market statewide tour (3 weekends in Dallas, 2 stores in Houston, and the flagship store in Austin this weekend). People stopped Lisa everywhere on the streets. At the Lamar store, customers asked for her autograph on anything and everything, including a wooden tasting spoon, as she did a cooking demo of cod with peach salsa. And she never once cried.
Hmm. I like it when Lisa cries. I wonder what kind of mascara she uses. When I cry on national TV, I always look like a raccoon.
