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ROSS GOES SHOPPING

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Ross Perot = spotted. A grocery-shopping FrontBurnervian saw him last night. The lowercase account:

yesterday at about 815pm, i popped into the simon david on university and inwood (which is not near my house, but was on my route and since the whole foods doesnt carry gatorade…)
and i notice ross perot walking in the front doors… i did a double take and was a little surprised that ross grocery shops for himself. i kinda figured with that kind of cash, you had someone do it for you. he was little, and wearing khakis and a short sleeved button down and some old school all white sneaks. i dont think he ended up finding what he was looking for, bc he stepped in front of me while i was in line to check out and he didnt have anything in his hands.
maybe he doesnt shop for himself afterall…

Here’s where hack comedians would come up with items on Ross’ shopping list. For instance, “Q-tips.”

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