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RE: RETROPLEX

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A pun-loving FrontBurnervian adds his two cents:

Hey, Sherman city management is busting butt, dude. After all they did get that Tyson meat packing plant to locate there. It’s the perfect match for mayo don’t you think? All they need now is a bread bakery. (No charge for rye wit.) (Insert other out to lunch jokes here.)

Or not.

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