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SERIOUS ROMANCE BUSINESS

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Now comes the delicate subject of married men.

Nancy, thanks for opening up today. I have to ask you a personal question and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t use my name. Have you ever slept with a married man? I’ve always said “never,” but I gave in at 57 because the only men who ever hit on me were married and bored. I gave in and now I’m in love with him and he won’t leave his wife. I think I’d rather have what little I get from him than to have nobody.

Well Cindy (Sindy?), let me say this about that. My rule with married men is this: I tell them to “Ditch the B***ch and Make the Switch” or suffer. (Of course, you can see how well that program has worked for me.) To answer your question–I don’t think I ever actually slept.

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