Let’s step into Lucky Whitehead’s shoes for a moment.
Your dog gets kidnapped, and you owe its return to a guy named Boogotti Kasino. People on the internet besmirch your abilities as a wide receiver and kick returner. A warrant is issued for your arrest in connection with a shoplifting charge in Virginia. You are cut by the Dallas Cowboys.
And then you learn that Virginia police are dropping the charges. You weren’t even in Virginia. They had the wrong guy. You are compiling a long list of people who owe you an apology.
Sorry, Lucky.
