This breaks my heart. I have in my possession six tickets that I can’t use to today’s game against the Pirates. First pitch at 1 p.m. Seats are Section 15, Row 20. Face value is $70. They come with three parking passes, too. First three people to email me directly can have a pair. Obviously, you’ve got to pick them up at our downtown office.
You’re welcome.
Update (11:51): They’re gone. Nice work, you slackers.
