Tyson Chandler Expects to Leave the Mavericks. “I really think I’m going to be on a new team come training camp,” he told ESPN.com. “I’m really taking a hard look at all of my options, trying to see what best suits me.” What best suits me is FORGETTING I EVER READ THAT STUPID QUOTE.
AA Pilots Picked a Bad Time to Halt Negotiations. Now that American Airlines in in bankruptcy, the pilots’ salaries figure to be going from business to coach. (Ohmygod, did you see what I just did?) “There’s no way to dress this thing up. It’s ugly,” said Tom Hoban of the pilots’ union. He then stated the flight time, cruising altitude, and pointed out a nice view of downtown Dallas out of the right side of the cabin.
Heritage Auctions Sells a Piece of Paper for $388,375. OK, it was a checklist that helped Apollo 13 commander Tom Hanks guide the damaged spacecraft back to Earth. What do you want me to end with: a “Houston, we have a problem” joke or an Apollo Creed reference? TOO SLOW. Here’s a scene from Space Jam instead.