A long-distance FBvian offers this take on the CNN story.
  That section from CNN just begs for an SNL or MAD TV skit. shoot even
Bob Newhart could do a routine as the company person answering the
phone from CNN. The possibilities are endless.(Phone rings, explosion knocks the receiver off the hook)
CNN: Is this Southwest Industrial Gas?
SIG: BOOM!
CNN: I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch your name?
SIG: BOOM! BOOM!
CNN: is that Ms or Mr. BOOM! ?
SIG: BOOM! BOOOOOM!
CNN: Okay Mr. BOOM! We understand that there is a fire at your
facility near Dallas and that folks are evacuating. Is that true?SIG: BOOOOOOM!
well you get the idea
