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RE: OH, NO, OZONA

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A nature-loving FrontBurnervian takes me to task for suggesting that Ozona rid their patio of any and all varmint:

You invaded his space first! Why not enjoy nature mingling with humans instead of calling for the poor critter to be even more displaced than it already is. This is the animal known for the term ‘playing ‘possum’ due to the fact when it gets scared it freezes. It’s not like it would attack you, opossums eats insects, fruit, veggies and RODENTS (opossums are marsupial mammals). In short learn to love nature, City boy!

Noted. I will no longer “invade” any animal’s space again, especially by going to a restaurant. Never ever.

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