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RE: COP STEALS TOILET PAPER

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Headline-writing FrontBurnervians have taken a stab, including:

Kunkle Solves Crack Problem
Kunkle Takes Sh#t From Nobody
Kunkle Leaves No Skidmarks in Toilet Paper Caper

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