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MICHAEL IRVIN MAKES ME GIGGLE

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I loves me some Playmaker. The cocaine. The dildos (a topic our mayor, oddly enough, first tackled). And now comes his friend’s drug pipe. I’ve only got one question about this story: how fast do you have to be going on the Tollway at 3:30 p.m., on a Friday after Thanksgiving, to get pulled over? Seriously. I thought that was the whole reason they built the Tollway.

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