Kudos to the Dallas Cowboys for trouncing the Eagles. Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the rumormongering and scuttlebutt that Drew Bledsoe and Keyshawn Johnson’s “sideline altercation” will undoubtedly lead to. My theory? Bledsoe wanted to go to Cool River after the game to celebrate. Keyshawn said he was tired of that place. Bledsoe said, “Fine, then where do you want to go?” Keyshawn said, “Anywhere but there, man.”
I bet they went to Humperdink’s.