Mayor Mike Names Committee To Figure Out How to Commemorate 50th Anniversary of JFK Assassination. Because what we don’t do in Dallas is form enough committees or pay enough attention to the JFK assassination. A few more particulars here [paywall, sorry].
NASA Equipment Found. It was headed in a truck from Minnesota to Palestine, but got sidetracked somewhere around here. The whole thing is super vague. The main thing on the truck was a telescope. Is it important? You better believe it! “This is the telescope that’s taking pictures of the sky,” one of the researchers said. “You don’t have a telescope, you’re not taking pictures of the sky.” He followed with, “This is a spoon to eat cereal with. You don’t have a spoon, you’re not eating cereal.”
Brooklyn Nets Lose Lottery Pick. The team needed to land a spot in the top 3 to keep its pick from going to Portland. It didn’t. Why do you care? Well, you might not. But if you’re a Mavs fan, you should, because it keeps the hope alive of getting The Colony native Deron Williams away from the aforementioned Nets. And since that was sort of the point of giving up on a full-fledged title defense, it’s kind of a big deal.
It Rained Again Last Night. Savor it. Promise me.
