1. That woman who jumped from an overpass onto Central yesterday, stopping traffic for two hours? She was delusional.
2. I’ve got a ranch in downtown Dallas. I buy diamonds by the ton. Chase cuties in my cadillac, drill oil wells just for fun. But when it comes to boots, I need a deal that will fit me right toe to heel, so I get my boots at — not at Western Warehouse.
3. Things aren’t looking so good. People are leaping to their deaths. Beloved shoe stores are going out of business. It’s enough to drive a man to drink. And, locally, that’s exactly what people are doing.
