As if Valentine’s Day couldn’t have been any worse (i.e. the gawdawful traffic), now comes news that Pizza Hut set up an online dating profile on OkCupid last Friday.
Its height? “Tall enough.”
Education? “Ph.D in Delicious.”
It’s essentially a cheesy PR stunt for Pizza Hut’s proposal competition, which ends February 21. Three lucky “suitors” will be flown to its headquarters in Plano, Texas if chosen. Only one person, though, will earn a lifetime of pizza. (If you’re wondering about the effects of eating too much pizza on your body, you should watch this Freaky Eaters guy overcome his addiction to bread, marinara sauce, and cheese.)
Anyway, I’m getting off-topic.
Take a look at the contest rules.
Here’s how we see this going down:
- First, you’ll send @pizzahut an Instagram video or tweet@pizzahut a Vine tagged #CommitToGreatness by Feb 21st. Tell us your most creative proposal idea. Ninjas? Unicorns? Professional babies? Don’t let reality hold you back. Let your Greatness flag fly. It’ll feel good.
- We’ll contact the three (3) most creative suitors via Twitter or Instagram, and take you on a trip to get to know you better.
- If we decide you’re The One, we’ll surprise you with the Greatest Proposal Ever. Obviously, that means free pizza for life.
