New Nicknames For Dirk Nowitzki

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The best part of last night’s Conan show was the appearance by the Dallas Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki, who administered the host a “Texas citizenship test.” During the bit, Dirk launched into a recitation of acceptable nicknames for himself, in addition to “The Dunking Deutschman.” We need to adopt one of these immediately:

Dirk Diggler
The German Wunderkind
The Germanator
The 7-Foot Schnitzel
The Berlin Tall
Super Streudel
Baron von Slamminstein
Admiral von Slamminhausen
Kaiser von Dunkinslammin
Der Dunkinschnitzel
Der Dribblemeister
Der Dunkinmeister

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