Nolan Ryan

Apparently Dallas Cowboys running back Darren McFadden broke his elbow over Memorial Day weekend while trying to save his brand new iPhone S. Hopefully Zeke Elliott sent him some Tiff's Treats. If that's not enough to make him feel better, perhaps the fact that he's not the first Dallas athlete to suffer a bizarre injury off the field will help ease the pain.

Short answer: because he didn't want to be.