Gratuitous Use Of All CAPS
DMN Dunks All Over Brett Shipp’s Gotcha Rangers Stadium Story
Have you ever seen Vince Carter jump over that French guy? This is like the journalism version of that.
I Made A New Dallas Flag
I hope you like it. Also: WHO CARES? I mean, maybe the guys in our fife and drum corps, but that's about it.
Celebrate 22 Years of Watching Nolan Ryan Punch Up Robin Ventura
"THE BEST BASEBALL FIGHT EVER," gushes YouTube user Lina Vidal. (Nolan Ryan painting by Clay Stinnett)
Meet Michael J. Mooney, D Magazine staffer, New York Times Best-Selling Author
I'm going to let this screen grab speak for itself because BOOM Mooney's a best seller.
By Bradford Pearson
Mark Cuban Has Your High-School Yearbook Quote And/Or New Twitter Bio
It comes from his very candid interview with Rolling Stone.
What would surprise people about being a billionaire? Nothing. It's f--king amazing and off the charts.TELL 'EM WHAT TIME IT IS, CUBES.
A Message To Dwyane Wade From Zac Crain, Mavs Fan
AH HAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHHHHHHHH, MAAAAAAN. You opted out of HOW MUCH? AND LEBRON TOTALLY PUMP-FAKED YOU? AND BOSH IS PROBABLY GOING TO LEAVE, TOO? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [grabs sides, takes deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [starts coughing] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAAAAAAAN! WOW! [tries to regain composure] Wow. Man, fella, you must be hurting, you know, um, to -- haha -- to have -- HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dallas Cowboys Flag Runner Crushes Ninja Warrior, Should Probably Earn Roster Spot
SIGN THIS MAN, JERRY. (Disclaimer: Kevin Klein is 5’6″, 155 pounds. But look at his moves!)
By Bradford Pearson
Rudy Bush Is the Best Morning News Columnist, And It’s Not Close
The Dallas Morning News made Rudy Bush a columnist a few months back, and while I always enjoyed his work as the paper's city hall reporter, I wasn't sure how he would do when freed from the "gotta see both sides" nature of his previous gig. I was dead wrong. Whether or not you agree with his column about the NRA and Open Carry Texas, I think you'd agree he does exactly what (I think, anyway) a great columnist should do: demonstrate a clear-eyed grasp on the issue at hand, pick a side, and argue that side eloquently. Plus -- and this is especially helpful, given the continued presence of Steve Blow -- he consistently writes about actual issues, and not just quota-killing give-up topics. GOOD JOB, RUDY.