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DMN Dunks All Over Brett Shipp’s Gotcha Rangers Stadium Story

Have you ever seen Vince Carter jump over that French guy? This is like the journalism version of that.
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Defiance

I Made A New Dallas Flag

I hope you like it. Also: WHO CARES? I mean, maybe the guys in our fife and drum corps, but that's about it.
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Awesome Things

Meet Michael J. Mooney, D Magazine staffer, New York Times Best-Selling Author

I'm going to let this screen grab speak for itself because BOOM Mooney's a best seller.
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Mark Cuban Has Your High-School Yearbook Quote And/Or New Twitter Bio

It comes from his very candid interview with Rolling Stone.
What would surprise people about being a billionaire? Nothing. It's f--king amazing and off the charts.
TELL 'EM WHAT TIME IT IS, CUBES.
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Sports

A Message To Dwyane Wade From Zac Crain, Mavs Fan

AH HAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHHHHHHHH, MAAAAAAN. You opted out of HOW MUCH? AND LEBRON TOTALLY PUMP-FAKED YOU? AND BOSH IS PROBABLY GOING TO LEAVE, TOO? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [grabs sides, takes deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [starts coughing] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAAAAAAAN! WOW! [tries to regain composure] Wow. Man, fella, you must be hurting, you know, um, to -- haha -- to have -- HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Appreciation

Dallas Cowboys Flag Runner Crushes Ninja Warrior, Should Probably Earn Roster Spot

SIGN THIS MAN, JERRY. (Disclaimer: Kevin Klein is 5’6″, 155 pounds. But look at his moves!)
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Media

Rudy Bush Is the Best Morning News Columnist, And It’s Not Close

The Dallas Morning News made Rudy Bush a columnist a few months back, and while I always enjoyed his work as the paper's city hall reporter, I wasn't sure how he would do when freed from the "gotta see both sides" nature of his previous gig. I was dead wrong. Whether or not you agree with his column about the NRA and Open Carry Texas, I think you'd agree he does exactly what (I think, anyway) a great columnist should do: demonstrate a clear-eyed grasp on the issue at hand, pick a side, and argue that side eloquently. Plus -- and this is especially helpful, given the continued presence of Steve Blow -- he consistently writes about actual issues, and not just quota-killing give-up topics. GOOD JOB, RUDY.
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