It’s been six Mama Dee-free months since I last thought about “The Real Housewives of Dallas.” Six months without LeeAnne Locken’s amygdala or “just hands.” Half a calendar year without Adderall shaming. There’s been nary a Sparkle Dog™ or Beaver Liquors in sight!
But then, like the bulls (pronounced bowls) that descend upon the Fort Worth Rodeo each year, a clip of a closet tour from Kameron Westcott’s YouTube channel descended upon my Instagram feed, and I found myself surprisingly ready for the inevitable-if-yet-unscheduled fourth season of the Bravo show.
I must have genuinely missed this pink-obsessed Queen of the Sparkle Dogs™, whom I still believe to be RHOD’s one true comedienne. I’m not sure I’d recommend watching the full 20-minute closet tour, unless you find Kameron’s Dallas-by-way-of-Montecito accent as soothing as I do. If you’re still curious, highlights include:
- pink granite
- saying “let’s go” for no apparent reason
- confusing eyelet for “lattice”
- a stuffed sweater cabinet
- shopping is essentially Darwinism
- an unworn jacket from Moschino’s Barbie capsule collection
- shoulder pads!
- giving your Chanel cuffs a little break
See you later this summer (probably)! With new cast member Kary Brittingham (probably)!
