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The Official Tardiness Excuse Note for Friday

Y'all, it's going to be a late game tonight. Be prepared.
By Tim Rogers |
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Photo by Scott Wachter-USA TODAY Sports

As you are well aware, tipoff tonight is at 9. That means you are going to bed after midnight. Especially if you have to drive from East Dallas to Plano to watch the game with your grumpy, old poker buddies. You know what you need? An official excuse note written on D Magazine letterhead. You’re welcome.

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Tim Rogers

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