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Leading Off (1/4/16)

Tornado Debris Removal Begins Today In Garland. It's a big step in the recovery process. It should take about 10 weeks. Cowboys Lose. Oh, it's finally over. A weird, terrible season that probably set a record for the amount of time people tried to convince themselves it was almost about to be OK is mercifully done. Silver lining: the team will pick fourth in the forthcoming draft. They should probably select a quarterback there. I'd hire a new coach (maybe a young offensive-minded guy who's not terrified to screw up) and make sure Greg Hardy is gone tomorrow, but I doubt either of those (definitely smart) things will happen, and they'll probably end up just trading for Johnny Manziel. First Director of New Dallas Office of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office Starts Today. Her name is Hope Shimabuku. Everyone introduce yourselves. I'm gonna go over this morning and patent my ferry train. ICYMI: Texas Is Now An Open Carry State. Yay. Very exciting. I've been an advocate for some time. SMU is One of Three Unbeaten Division I Basketball Teams. The Ponies are 13-0 now, joining Oklahoma and South Carolina among the undefeated. And Larry Brown is finally back, after serving an NCAA-mandated suspension. And I maybe just jinxed them. Sorry, guys!
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Tornado Debris Removal Begins Today In Garland. It’s a big step in the recovery process. It should take about 10 weeks.

Cowboys Lose. Oh, it’s finally over. A weird, terrible season that probably set a record for the amount of time people tried to convince themselves it was almost about to be OK is mercifully done. Silver lining: the team will pick fourth in the forthcoming draft. They should probably select a quarterback there. I’d hire a new coach (maybe a young offensive-minded guy who’s not terrified to screw up) and make sure Greg Hardy is gone tomorrow, but I doubt either of those (definitely smart) things will happen, and they’ll probably end up just trading for Johnny Manziel.

First Director of New Dallas Office of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office Starts Today. Her name is Hope Shimabuku. Everyone introduce yourselves. I’m gonna go over this morning and patent my ferry train.

ICYMI: Texas Is Now An Open Carry State. Yay. Very exciting. I’ve been an advocate for some time.

SMU is One of Three Unbeaten Division I Basketball Teams. The Ponies are 13-0 now, joining Oklahoma and South Carolina among the undefeated. And Larry Brown is finally back, after serving an NCAA-mandated suspension. And I maybe just jinxed them. Sorry, guys!

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