New Nicknames For Dirk Nowitzki

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The best part of last night’s Conan show was the appearance by the Dallas Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki, who administered the host a “Texas citizenship test.” During the bit, Dirk launched into a recitation of acceptable nicknames for himself, in addition to “The Dunking Deutschman.” We need to adopt one of these immediately:

• Dirk Diggler
• The German Wunderkind
• The Germanator
• The 7-Foot Schnitzel
• The Berlin Tall
• Super Streudel
• Baron von Slamminstein
• Admiral von Slamminhausen
• Kaiser von Dunkinslammin
• Der Dunkinschnitzel
• Der Dribblemeister
• Der Dunkinmeister