Oh, please. You know you like it. (I mean, you’re reading this blog–aren’t you, Todd?) If I were a boy, I would totally go to this. In fact, maybe I’ll go to pick up a boy. Anyway, I digress. Jack Black is coming to Dallas for three Saturdays to give away facials, hand massages, and skin care and shaving consultations. Here’s the sked:

Saturday, June 13, 10 am-6 pm: Neiman Marcus NorthPark cosmetics department. Call 214-363-8311 x. 2157 or 2104 to book an appointment.

Saturday, June 20, 10 am-6 pm: Nordstrom NorthPark, men’s department. Call 214-231-3900 x. 1067 to book an appointment.

Saturday, June 27, 10 am-6 pm: Nordstrom Galleria Dallas, men’s department. Call 972-702-0055 x. 1067 to book an appointment.