The ABC juggernaut returns tonight, and I’ll be watching. I love the first episode of The Bachelorette–no helicopters, no ridiculous dates, very little chance of a hot tub encounter, and (hopefully) no one will say, “I’m here for you.” Yet. Just drunk people vying for attention. It’s the best! Meet me here tomorrow, and let’s dish about the Dallas dudes, the awful lines, and whether or not Jillian’s voice has worn us out yet.