There’s a weird epidemic going on over here at D. No one can sleep—including me. Needless to say, I look terrible, and I feel worse. I need some focus and some energy, but I don’t care for coffee and I don’t have a prescription for Adderall. (Yet.) So imagine my delight when I received these Spot On Energy patches. The makers of the product (ight here in little ol’ Addison, thanks very much) promise that this thing can provide “smooth, sustained energy to the body without the side effects of many energy drinks and shots.” (Shots??) Anyway, we’ll see how it goes.
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