The Booty Parlor Party

A few years ago, I wrote an article about my friends’ penchants for selling stuff. Most of those friends don’t talk to me anymore, but with the economy taking a turn for the worse, I’m guessing the “parties” continue. So for those growing tired of pushing Arbonne and Pampered Chef, perhaps it’s time to consider something called “The Booty Parlor Party,” which bills itself as “the ultimate sexy at-home shopping experience.” Apparently, these are all-girl parties where adult female instruments are sold. (I’m sorry if that’s too clinical, but come on. According to the press release, “Booty Parlor Parties are creating a buzz in Dallas.” Italics are theirs.) Anyway, for those who care, find out more here.