Listen. That’s almost $1 a minute–which is outrageously cheap for a spa and a $30 discount off the regular price. This offer is good at Aqua’s Uptown location only (2222 McKinney Ave.), Friday through Sunday, and they have only two slots per day. So call 214-443-0100 right now to book it. I would call to book one for myself if I weren’t having a garage sale. Talk about the opposite of relaxing.