Everyone knows how much I love bad television, but even I am having a tough time with this clip from Real Housewives of Orange County. Genius Gretchen (sic ’em, girl!) describes the Dallas shopping experience from Cowboy Cool (and has some unfortunate fellow check out her behind). The biggest difference between Big D and the O.C.: there are cowboy stores “on every corner” here in Dallas. The woman went to school in Waco. She knows better.