Here’s a thought. Head south on Valentine’s Day for the Hill Country Romance package at Horseshoe Bay Resort. It’s $236 per night (two-night minimum)—slightly more reasonable than, say, this—starts with champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries, and ends with an extra-late 3:00pm checkout. While you’re there, try the Chocolate Decadence couple’s treatment, priced at $400, for three hours of confectionary merriment, including a chocolate chip scrub, caramel ribbon glaze, and chocolate body whipped cream massage. Yummy.