This just in per Bachelor hopeful David (who just so happens to have been on MTV’s Next–Next-er rather than Next-ee): the bachelor is, like, so superficial guhls. I know. Craaazy. Although everyone here is filling out applications, it’s the “beautiful people” they’re looking for tonight. Scouts will roam the floor and select a good cut of meat, so to say. …but I’m sure they’ll review the applications tonight. I did hear that interviews will continue tomorrow.
P.S. David’s single (oh you think so, doctor?) and ready to mingle. [email protected]
